Tokenmaxxed

歌词

[Intro]

Uh, yeah

Silicon Valley, check the news today

Sam Altman in the building — hear what the man say

Two million tokens, every startup in the batch

This the kind of move that only kings attach

[Verse 1]

It's May twenty, two thousand twenty-six

YC Demo Night and the room was fixed

Altman walks in with an offer on the table

Two mil in credits — sounding like a fable

But it's real, it's a SAFE, uncapped conversion

Future equity for the next generation

One sixty-nine startups in the Spring cohort

Summer batch too, Sam Altman built a fort

They call it tokenmaxxing, Diana said it first

Headcount's a relic — compute quenches your thirst

Don't hire a hundred, just train your agents right

OpenAI's the engine, run it day and night

[Pre-Chorus]

Three hundred thirty-eight million on the line

He's buying loyalty one API at a time

The founders cheered, Tyler called it a mic drop

Once you're locked in to that stack, you never stop

[Chorus]

Tokenmaxxed, tokenmaxxed

Two mil in tokens, equity attached

Sam Altman plays chess while the others play checkers

The next generation's coders are his debtors

Tokenmaxxed, tokenmaxxed

Build your startup on his rails — that's the contract

Silicon Valley, this the new gold rush

OpenAI making moves — don't miss the bus

[Verse 2]

A trillion tokens — that's what two mil buys

At current pricing, it's hard to disguise

This ain't charity, it's a Trojan horse play

Take the compute now, the equity's his someday

When your code is wrapped around GPT's soul

When your product's got their API as its goal

Switching cost is infinite, the lock-in is total

Sam Altman: the venture world's most dangerous global

Every startup founder from New York to the Bay

Saw the offer land and had nothing to say

Except "where do I sign" — that uncapped SAFE looks clean

But in five years time you'll know just what it means

[Pre-Chorus]

Three hundred thirty-eight million on the line

He's buying loyalty one API at a time

The founders cheered, Tyler called it a mic drop

Once you're locked in to that stack, you never stop

[Chorus]

Tokenmaxxed, tokenmaxxed

Two mil in tokens, equity attached

Sam Altman plays chess while the others play checkers

The next generation's coders are his debtors

Tokenmaxxed, tokenmaxxed

Build your startup on his rails — that's the contract

Silicon Valley, this the new gold rush

OpenAI making moves — don't miss the bus

[Bridge]

Happy building — that's what the tweet said

But whose house are you building on instead?

The future's bright if you stay on his platform

The future's locked if you ever try to transform

This is tech news rapped over 808s

The biggest story hitting all fifty states

Check the sources, read the SAFE, do the math

One hundred sixty-nine startups on OpenAI's path

[Chorus]

Tokenmaxxed, tokenmaxxed

Two mil in tokens, equity attached

Sam Altman plays chess while the others play checkers

The next generation's coders are his debtors

Tokenmaxxed, tokenmaxxed

Build your startup on his rails — that's the contract

Silicon Valley, this the new gold rush

OpenAI making moves — don't miss the bus

[Outro]

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Tokenmaxxed — remember the date

May twenty, twenty twenty-six — Sam Altman's fate